Last Thursday, I applied for a student permit at LTO-Davao. It was my first time to see how drivers actually apply or renew their licenses. The LTO office was maliit and mainit. Ang mga tao nagsisiksikan, nagsisingitan. Idagdag pa ‘yung nakakarinding boses ng matandang babae na nagtatawag ng pangalan using a mic na grabe kung magtalak sa mga tao. Lahat ng tao talaga mainit ang ulo dun, including me ha.

I approached the security guard to ask for an application form. Instead of giving me one, he accompanied me to the second floor where a fixer was waiting. Sabi nya sya daw mag-aasikaso ng student permit ko at magbayad na lang daw ako ng 250 pesos. So syempre natuwa naman ako kasi nga kakapagod pumila sa baba. After ko na-fill up yung form, lumapit naman tong nanay ko at sabi may tao na daw sya nakuha para mag-asikaso ng papeles ko, Rita ang name. Yes, fixer din at mas mahal ang bayad!300 pesos! Haay, as in ang daming fixers dun. ‘Kala mo mga empleyado pero ‘di pala.

So ayun, si Manang Rita sinama ako sa loob ng isang air-conditioned room at pinaupo ako sa harap ng table ng isang employee dun. Nang inabot na ng manang yung papers ko sa lalaki, may iba namang nag-abot ng mga papel at may kasamang 500, may 200, may barya… di ko na nabilang magkano lahat at ilan ang nag-abot… Nagliliparan ang pera dun, my goodness! I can’t believe it, ‘yung lalaki tanggap lang ng tanggap ng pera at nilalagay sa drawer nya habang nagpapa-cute sa akin!?! Tama ba yun?!Putang-Ina ng lalaking ‘yun, tiwali!kurakot! Lahat sila dun! Mga bad people! Go to hell!

Nung chineck ko yung exact amount ng fees na dapat kong bayaran, 128 pesos lng tapos doble ang binayad ko! E akala ko naman ang hirap kuning ng SP, ang dali lang pala. Naloko pa yata ako nung fixer. And what’s worse is that hanggang ngayon wala pa yung SP ko!

Nakwartahan na nga, na-delay pa yung papeles ko. Tama ba naman yan?! Haay, bukas na bukas din mag-aapply ako sa LTO-Davao para mabawi ko ‘yung nagantso sa akin. ‘Di naman siguro masamang kwartahan ko rin ang iba di ba?Mwahahahha. SHiyeeet!

Magiging Presidente ako at babaguhin ko ang maruming sistema ng ating gobyerno! Itaga nyo yan sa marmol!

Lately I’ve been browsing for some Paris Hilton photos ‘coz I am so in the mood of bashing her mannequin face. But instead I found this "proud" couple who’s trying to prove that Love for some reasons is Blind.

Friends, meet Victoria Silvstedt (don’t ask how it’s read) and her beau (unknown).

I actually can’t think of anything to say right now. My every nerve is in shock and is having a malfunction. I just wanna cry!

This woman is actually a Playboy Playmate once so she’s clearly a Hollywood hooker and a gold-digger. I just hope that man owns and lives in Waldorf-Astoria, or maybe stands next to Bill Gates in terms of assets so all her sniffing/kissing/licking of his feet would be worth it.

Model/Actress/Stripper  +  Ugly/Fat/Short/Richie Rich  =  Hollywood

Unfortunately, that is truly how it works.

Seeing them makes me think of Paolo and his ultimate crush, Cindy Kurleto, except that Paolo’s got no dough!MWAHAHAHAH… Peace Pao!Chill! Hope u’r enjoying the blog.

And yeah, also of Corina and Daniel Wu! Oh man, I wanna puke! Sorry girl, this won’t be the last celeb blog I’m posting! *Bwahahaha*

Hello world!

This will be my first celeb slap…

I haven’t seen Toni Braxton in a while so I thought of checking her in some celeb sites. And guess what, I was literally "windstruck" seeing her in these pics:

This is a recent pic of Toni B singing with the Il Divo. Yes, Il Divo, that singing group of five gorgeous fags gathered by Simon Cowell (American Idol fame) from all over the world. Uhuh, they’re fags! So no worries about her getting laid after the concert.

Here, Toni’s not trying to do a Marilyn Monroe pose. She is actually struggling hard to hold her dress in place, and to prevent it from being blown away by a typhoon.

She seems to be wearing a flowing mini dress which is very inappropriate in such a concert venue.

And what’s worse is that she wore thongs underneath!

Now show me that groovy black ass, baby!

See the taunting smiles on the faces of those two fags?! *Mwahaha!*

Well, one could just imagine the faces of the moms of those innocent young audience harassed by this gruesome scene! 

Even perverts won’t take a bite on that! Or will they? What (or why) are they called "perverts" for, right?

Lesson(s) learned:

1- Wear nothing underneath your mini dress; 2- Instead of holding your dress from being blown away, just pretend that you’re a ‘diva stripper’.

It’s been a while since I updated my blog.

I’d like to start a celebrity slapping series on this corner of the web so I could provide entertainment for you, Hollywood fags and dykes…!

We had just commemorated our ‘nth’ Philippine Independence on June 12 so I will try to be a bit nationalistic and will include Filipino celebs in my oh-so-exciting series.

Obviously I had nothing much to do in life right now since i’m jobless, loveless, and penniless. I have debts all over town so I can’t go out of the house, afraid of gunmen shooting my minuscule brain. Okay, pity me, but that won’t pay my bills. But no worries, I’m not whining. I’m bashing instead!

I’m also including those people who constantly bug me for useless stuff. So beware ‘coz you’ll be slapped and smacked any minute now.

Well, to be honest, I’m just trying to see if I can still write straight English. I have been feeling that my journalistic skills have been fading each day. Haaayy… makabuang, drained na tanan akong brain cells bayot!

Collide

The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah

But I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills my mind
I somehow find, you and I collide

I'm quiet, you know
You make a first impression
I've found I'm scared to know
I'm always on your mind

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the stars refuse to shine
Out of the back you fall in time
I somehow find, you and I collide

Don't stop here
I've lost my place
I'm close behind

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind
You finally find, you and I collide

You finally find
You and I collide
You finally find
You and I collide

a post valentine blog…

okay, so i had another dateless and boring valentine’s day…

but what was more horrifying was to be reminded of that fact…

feb. 14, 7pm, i was riding a tricycle and the driver asked me if someone gave me roses…

of course i said no, but he asked again!…

three times he asked the same question and added, "Luoya pud nimo uy!"…

i was so crushed that time that i wanted to confiscate his driver’s license!…

and i thought for a second, "he doesn’t have one!" (stupid me)…

he then said, "Ngano man, gwapa man ka?"…

manong driver, thanks for appreciating!…

but then, kahit anong bawi mo chaka pa rin!…

you caused me so much pain! (char lang!)…

so what if no one cared to give me a damn rose?!…

anyway, i bought myself a yummy chocolate cake and plenty of pinipig polvoron that night!…

at least I did not have to disturb anyone from his busy life just to treat me on a date!…

This blog is dedicated to all sassy girl choonyhang fans out there!!! lyrics credits to jean of weewoo94.blogspot.com

Eung Geub Shil (Emergency Room)
Eung Geub Shil (Emergency Room)
By : Izi
OST > Sassy Girl Chun Hyang >

HooWeh Hago IssuhYo

Oori TatoDuhn GeuNal

KwaeNahn ChaJomShim DdehMooNeh
KeunNehJago MaReul HaeBuhRinGuhYah
KeumBang BolJool Arrassuh
Nal ChadGil BarehSsuh
HuhNa MyuhChiree JiNado
AhmooSoShik JoCha UhbSuh

HangSangNehGeh NuhMoo JalHaeJwoSuh
SwibGeh SengGaKaeNaBwa
EeJehn Arra Neh GoJibDdehMoonEh
HimDeulUhdDuhn NuhReul

Ee BaboYa JinJja AhNiYa
AhJikdo NaReul GeuRuhKeh Molla
NuhReul GaJin Sarang NaPakkeh UhmNeunDeh
JehBal NaReul DduhNaKaJiMa

UhnJehRado Neh PyuNeeDwehJooNuh
GoMaOonJool MoReuGo
ChuhRubShiNa MuhtDaeRo HanGuhn
YongSuhHalSooUhmNee

Ee BaboYa JinJja AhNiya
AhJikdo NaReul GeuRuhKeh Molla
Nuh Reul GaJin Sarang Na Pakkeh UhmNeunDeh
JehBal Na Reul DduhNaKaJiMa

Nuh HaNaMan SarangHaNeunDeh

EeDehRo NaReul DooGo Kajima
Na Reul BuhRiJima GeuNyang Ggok AhnNaJwo
Dashi Sarang HaGeh DoRaWa

Mi An Hae Ya Ha Neun Geo Ni
Mi An Hae Ya Ha Neun Geo Ni
By : As One
OST > Sassy Girl Chun Hyang >

mi an han geo ni mi an hae ya ha neun geo ni neol sa rang ha ge dwae beo rin geo
nae sa rang ee neol manh hi him deul ge han da neun geol al myeon seo do

a jik do bo nae ji do mot ha go itt seo i reon nal i hae han da myeon
jo geum man na deo un da go hae do na yong seo hae jam shi man deo

*a ni ra go an dwen da go nae nun eul ga ryeo do neo neun itt seot go
ham ke hae seo~ a pa ha myeo sal ra do geu geot man neu ro haeng bok haet seo

nae du gwi reul da mak ga deud ji anh ha do eon je na nae ge mal reul haet go
ji wo ji ji anh neun da myeon i jen jeong mal sa rang ha go ship peo

*a ni ra go an dwen da go nae nun eul ga ryeo do neo neun itt seot go
ham ke hae seo~ a pa ha myeo sal ra do geu geot man neu ro haeng bok haet seo

*a ni ra go an dwen da go nae nun eul ga ryeo do neo neun itt seot go
ham ke hae seo~ a pa ha myeo sal ra do geu geot man neu ro haeng bok haet seo

he~ ye~

*a ni ra go an dwen da go nae nun eul ga ryeo do neo neun itt seot go
ham ke hae seo~ a pa ha myeo sal ra do geu geot man neu ro haeng bok haet seo

ja yoo ro wa II (kwae girl choon hyang ver.) - Jiny
ja yoo ro wa II (kwae girl choon hyang ver.) -
Jiny
OST > Sassy Girl Chun Hyang >

Mueoseul seontaeghateon keureon nae maeumiya
Sorireul chilreodaeteon malteon
Eoneu nuguegedo sog halsuneun eopso chanha
Tan hanaui keudae nikka

Cha ije oechyeo pwayo
Nan nan nan nan chayurowa
Nae saenggak nae haengdong keu modeun keosi
hey hey hey hey hey wow

meorago nal sogiteon twieseo nal yokhateon
keunyang shingyeongsseu chimayo
modeun saram teurege injeong pateul sun opso
keunyang mushihae peoryeo

keuroigo oechyeo pwayo
Nan nan nan nan chayurowa
Nae saenggak nae haengdong keu modeun keosi
hey hey hey hey hey wow

mworago hachima
kidaedo hachima
apeurodo naneun idaeroga choha

Nan nan nan nan
Nan nan nan nan
Nan nan nan nan chayurowa
Nae saenggak nae haengdong keu modeun keosi
hey hey hey hey hey wow

Imi

Keu

Taen

Imi

Keu

Taen

Park

Yong Suk
OST > Sassy Girl Chun Hyang >

Ajik seotun saenggakgwa noye keu pyujeongeun…
Majikmak ingeos chorom poyeo..
Neomu pulanhandeus nareul china chyeossteon..
Keu manhassteon shikan cheogi peoryeoduji..
Noye polhaenghan witaeropteon sonjis…
Tashi tto hanbeon nareul neomu himteulgemanhae..
Kadaryeo pochiman.. imi china peorin yaksok..
Taeron moduengeol cheulkinaeun dues puteohae..

Aju oraess tongan naege malhaessji..
Hwanandeus cheol moreun kkomagat taga..
Tagaol naeil tto moseun iri olkka…
Pulanhae chamdeun nae moseup..

Ije keumanhae.. naege malhae..
(1 baris is missing)
Hwaga nan naeil keu shikani omyeon..
Chichyeossteon nareul wirohae churyeom..

Moui tchalpaeuen saenggakgwa noui keu pyojeongeun…
Ije teo isang opsdeus peoryeo..
Chom teo sanggakhae pwa .. china wassteon ildeul..
Keu manhessteon shikan poeryeo tuji malgo..
Noui pulhaenghan witae ropteon sonjis..
Tashi tto hanboen nareul noemu himteulge manhae..
Tagaryeo pochiman imi china peorin yaksok..
Ttaeron modeungeol cheul kineun tues puteohae..

Noye pulhaenghan witae ropteon sonjis..
Tashi tto hanboen nareul noemu himteulge manhae..
Tagaryeo pochiman imi china peorin yaksok..
Ttaeron modeungeol cheul kineun dues buteohae..

Noui pulhaenghan witae ropteon sonjis..
Tashi tto hanboen nareul noemu himteulge manhae..
Tagaryeo pochiman imi china peorin yaksok..
Ttaeron modeungeol cheul kineun dues buteohae..

Neol Sarang Ha Ges Suh
Neol Sarang Ha Ges Suh
Zoo
OST > Sassy Girl Chun Hyang >

Neol saranghagesseo eonje kachina
Neol saranghagesseo chikeum I sungan chorom
I sesang ke nugu poda neol saranghagesseo
Iryeoun aegiro noui hogishimeul chageuk halsudo isso
Keu heungak yuhuiro I pameul ponael sudo isso
Hachiman naui maeumeul ijeneun arajwosseumyon hae
I sesang keu nugu poda neol saranghagesseo
Neol saranghagesso onje kkachina
Neol saranghagesso chikeum I sungan chorom
I sesange nugu poda neol saranghagesseo

I want my lips to touch your warm
lips until my love reaches your heart.
If you still don’t know my heart,
know that I will love you more
than anyone in this world.
I will love you forever.
I will love you just as I do now.
More than anyone else in this world,
I’ll love you.

neol saranghagesseo ?dong mul won

nae tteugeeoun ipsuli noui pudeureoun ipsule tahgil wonhae
nae sarangi noui kaseume cheonhae chitorok
ajikdo noui maeumeul moreugo isseoss tamyo neun
I sesang keu nugu poda neol saranghagesso

neol saranghahagesseo onje kachina
neol saranghagesso chikeum I sungan chorom
I sesang ke nugu posa neol saranghagesseo
Iryeoun aekido noui hogi shimeul chagukhal sudo isso
keu heunhan yuhuiro I pameul ponal sudo isso
hachiman naui maeumeul ijeneun ara chwosseumyon hae
I sesang keu nugu poda neol saranghagesseo

neol saranghahagesseo onje kachina
neol saranghagesso chikeum I sungan chorom
I sesang ke nugu posa neol saranghagesseo

Haeng Bok Ha Gil Ba Reh
Haeng Bok Ha Gil Ba Reh
By : Izi
OST > Sassy Girl Chun Hyang >

KeuNoonSoKehSuh NuhNeun Ddo DaReunGoSeul BoMyuh OoRuhSsuh
KeuRuhNeun NeeGa NuhMooMiWoSuh NaDo DdaRaOoRuhSsuh

KeuRiWoNan NigaNuh - Moo JjidGiDoRok - NaAhPado
NaJooKuhSuhDo NehSarangEuRo Duh HaengBokHaGilBaReh

Na

HimEeDeuRuh DoRaBoMyuh NaGuhGiEh Neul InnNeunGuhn
KeuGoSehDa NamGyuhDooGoOn NeeNoonMool DdehMooNeh

Na - DduhNanJariEh NuhlHonJa DoolSooUhbSuh IssutDuhnGeh

EeJehNeun Nuhl NuhMoo SaRangHae KalSooUhmNeun EeYooGaDweSsuh

Sarang Haeyo
Sarang Haeyo
By : Kim Hyung Sup
OST > Sassy Girl Chun Hyang >

EeJjeuMeh Suh Nuhl SarangHaeDoDwehNee AhJoo JoGeumEh NeePoomEhSuh
.Nal NamKyuhDooGo DduhNaKanDamyun NehMam AhPeunGuh JaRalJahna

SarangHaeyo Dashi ShiJaKhaeyo HimDeulGehManHaetDuhn KeuDehJiMan

I love My Friend Nuh AhNiMyun AhnDwen
.OoriSarangEun JuhngHaeJyoBuhRin EenGuhl

Nuhl HimDelGehHan NoonMool KkaJiDo EeJehn NehGa JuhnBoo KaPeulKkehyo
Nehga KiPpeunGuhn NuhEh GeuOoSeumEe JiGeum Nal DalMa ItDaNeunGuh

SarangHaeYo KeuDehManEul Nal HimDeulGehHaetDuhn GeuDehJiMan
SarangHaeYo Nuh AhNiMyun AhnDwen
MoDeunGuhl ItGo HaengBoKhaGehMan HaeJoolKkehYo

SarangHaeyo Dashi ShiJaKhaeyo HimDeulGehManHaetDuhn KeuDehJiMan
I love My Friend Nuh AhNiMyun AhnDwen
OoriSarangEun JuhngHaeJyoBuhRin OonMyungEeYah

Last thursday was, for me, the biggest day of the year. Obviously that called for a grand celebration. I excitedly went home as early as possible so I can be with my family to enjoy some cosy and sumptuous dinner. I arrived at 8pm and we were supposed to go to a restaurant or a fmaily ktv but our ‘vintage’ car broke down. Well, not literally broke down but it wasn’t in the mood to go with our mood. So we had no choice but to find the nearest ‘kainan’ to feed our starving intestines. And then we found Colasa’s in Toril. While waiting for the bbq, we watched Pinoy Big Brother. Then we proceeded to the ‘peryahan’ nearby. Wala lang. I tried to enjoy myself while I was imagining myself riding bump-car at SM. To be fair, I liked the simple celebration though i wanted more. I’m just thankful to have my whole family and relatives with me to celebrate that wonderful day. Thank God!

Hey everyone! I am happily announcing that I successfully invaded the Island Garden City of Samal yesterday, September 12, 2005. I know I (or we, my classm8s) shouldn’t have enjoyed much since it was the 9/11 commemoration the day before. But well, what else should I be doing in that fantastic haven with pure white sand and sparkling blue waters? Splashing, swimming, relaxing, and screaming!

It may be ‘cheap’ to feel like this, but it’s my first time ever in that place! To be honest, I have never crossed the sea before. Though it’s only a 15-minute trip, it still felt very amusing.

I’d like to thank my groupmates in Achieville Advertising Firm for the brilliant idea, and to my mom for providing the fare and allowance. You guys are SOOOOOOOOOOOO C-O-O-L!

Pictures will follow after a week… hehe… kelangan pa kasi i-develop eh… i’m out!

Dream Journal # 1                                                                                Date:   

Sept. 2, 2005

            Starting today, I will be writing dream journals for each day. I believe that dreams can help you prepare for the future since they show what your inner selves both want and dread. My first dream documentation will begin on the first day of September, which is yesterday.

            Last night, I remember dreaming of my first crush who I will call Nick Garter. Obviously, his name is a spoof after the popular boy band member Nick Carter. He is equally good-looking. I consider him as my first Prince Charming. He looks like a royal bachelor, always wanted by the feminine race. He’s not really the ‘Crush ng Bayan’, but at least I would love to think so. He is my childhood… friend? Or sweetheart? I don’t know what word to use. I could say we shared some very unforgettable moments. And I know we were almost mutually attracted. Or, weren’t we? Anyway, this is what happened in my dream about him last night:

Me and some friends were walking on a, somewhat, park where there is a funeral and a wedding going on side by side. After a split second, we were riding a tricycle and passed through the middle of the funeral and the matrimonial ceremony. Along the way, I saw familiar faces – Nick’s mother, and a guy with brown hair. Beside the coffin, a man is talking on the microphone. He said Nick’s father is dead and his loved ones should be strong enough to face the future without him. Nick’s mother started crying hard. The next thing I knew was that, a few meters away from the funeral and the wedding, me and my family are dancing and singing ‘HUMAYO’T IHAYAG’. It’s a song from our retreat which I really love. After singing, a guy said ‘HI’ at my back. I turned to face him, and I saw Nick! He was still cute and amiable. His brown hair kind of flickered under the sun and he looked so damn hot. I said ‘HELLO’ and turned to face my other friend whom I can’t recognize. He then held my hand and pressed my palm with his index finger. It was a bit malicious. I reacted quite awkwardly. And, we just stared at each other’s eyes.

            There is a great contrast between a wedding and a funeral. I don’t know what the wedding means but I am hoping that the death of Nick’s father would come 30 years from now. I still want him to attend his son’s wedlock with me. I also want him to see his grandchildren grow into responsible and loving people. I’m ambitious, I know. But what can I do, this is my journal?

            I hope that one of these days I can bump into my Prince Nick so we could exchange greetings. But even if he doesn’t say a word, I guess a simple smile would suffice to brighten each day of my life.

            Good luck to both of us. And now, I’m looking forward to another adventure in my solitude tonight.   

                                                                                                - Strawberry OJE -